"lifes a bitch.. then u marry one"
"wats the differnce between u and a duck..
i forget the punch line but ur mothers a whore"
"being single rules all the grls u want and nobody to bitch to u for fuckin wit other grls"
"shes not that hot but id still fuck her"
"green for da money gold for the huny"
"only mess wit the best"
"sex can wait.. masturbate"
"if the porn is gay stay away"
"cuz he got hit like i got hit but he aint fukin breathin"
"i love you like a fat kid loves cake"
"bros b4 hoes"
